Visionary CEO (King)

Location: Hovering above mere mortals
Type: Full-Time Sovereign
Experience: A royal MBA bloodline

Dost thou believe in thy royal bloodline’s divine right to conquer all lands (and market shares)? Art thou skilled in rallying peasant employees and noble executives alike to defend the realm ? If thy dreams are paved with gold and thy Hawaii summer home built upon the backs of serfs, then step forth, noble ruler—thy crown awaits.

About the Role:

As Visionary CEO (King), thou shalt lead this mighty kingdom, also known as "Example Company #4" with wisdom, strength, and a bit of tyrannical flair. Thou art the chosen one, ordained by the ancient prophecies (or at least the board of directors), to guide the realm to unprecedented wealth and crush all competitors underfoot. Thy royal decrees shall be law, and thine enemies shall tremble at the mere mention of thy name in annual reports. Forget thrones of iron, thou shalt sit atop spreadsheets of gold!

Key Responsibilities:

- Speak only in royal "we" during all board meetings to assert your ultimate power.

- Take "full responsibility" for any and all layoffs of your vassals

- Hold court, nod sagely, and proclaim “Let it be so” whenever someone suggests a bold, new initiative

Qualifications:

- Fluent in Medieval Corporate Jargon, including phrases like “synergistic serfdom” and “moat-first strategy.”

- Proven expertise in expanding one’s kingdom while keeping the populace content—or at least fearful.

- A natural ability to inspire loyalty through stirring speeches and the occasional, strategic public execution.

Perks & Benefits:

- A mighty steed (or perhaps a chariot with heated seats) at thy disposal, day or night.

- Eternal glory in the form of your own portrait on the corporate website.

- Comprehensive kingdom-wide stock options, because what’s a royal title without a vested interest in the realm’s future?

- A parachute of pure gold (pending invention)

If thou art prepared to take thy rightful place upon the throne of this fine company, dispatch thy résumé post-haste. Together, we shall forge a legacy that bards will sing about for ages to come!