Location: The Valley
Type: Full-Time


Experience: too many turtlenecks to count

About Us:



At SmoreSmash we’re not just delivering food—we’re revolutionizing the art of dining... from your couch. We don't just bring you dinner—we're pioneering a food movement. With sleek interfaces, deep market insights, and a healthy disregard for how many delivery apps already exist, we’re excited for the opportunity to charge hungry people large fees for their dinner.



Position Overview:



We’re seeking a Product Manager who will lead cross-functional teams in the development of innovative features like “entering your credit card.” You’ll also own the roadmap for our latest game-changing feature: recommending food based on users’ astrological signs. If your dream is to build a seamless, scalable food delivery empire where Capricorns get their orders early, Leos always get extra sauce, and Pisces are gently reminded to stop ordering at 2 a.m., we need your visionary thinking.



Key Responsibilities:

• Ask your teammates “is it done yet?”

• Invent your own KPIs like Delivery Time to Doorstep (DTD) and Burrito Heat Retention (BHR).

• A/B test Guac or no Guac

• Optimize the checkout flow so seamlessly, people won’t even realize they spent $25 on delivery fees.

What We're Looking For:

• An MBA from a top-tier school (or a good story about why you didn’t go to one).

• A deep hunger to assign points to tickets

• A leader who makes each standup feel like a TED talk

Perks & Benefits:

• A lifetime supply of Patagonia vests

• An overwhelming sense of dread that a layoff is coming.

• A Tesla

• Competitive salary and equity, because let’s face it, you’ll be the one driving our valuation into the billions.
  
  

How to Apply:



Submit your resume, LinkedIn profile, and a visionary essay on how our app will disrupt the food chain forever. Bonus points if send us your headshot in the Steve Jobs pose.