CorelDRAW UX Designer

Location: Your Mom’s Basement (Remote, unless your mom says no)

Job Overview:

Are you the Leonardo da Vinci of outdated design software? Can you wield CorelDRAW like an ancient warrior wields a sword, slicing through vectors and nodes with unmatched precision? Do you believe CorelDRAW is a totally legitimate tool for UX/UI design and not something your team will laugh about in Slack? If so, welcome aboard!

Responsibilities:

• Animate PDFs (we don't know why, just do it).

• Build wireframes that look suspiciously like PowerPoint slides from 2003.

• Spend 40% of your time converting CorelDRAW files into something devs can actually use.

• Argue with IT about why your 1998 license is still valid.

  
  

Requirements:

• 10+ years of experience with CorelDRAW because this ain't amateur hour.

• A straight face when explaining to clients why you aren’t using software created in this millennium.

• Willingness to explain to Gen Z what CorelDRAW even is.

  
  

Perks:

• Unlimited access to clip art

• The satisfaction of knowing your designs work on your computer, even if nowhere else.

• The joy of baffling your entire development team with your workflow.

Salary: Paid in exposure and expired licenses.